"go suck a dick" is the dumbest line of negativity because I see nothing negative about sucking a dick
You’re clearly a guy
I’m clearly gay
i like how i’m not even remotely phased by anyone’s url anymore like oh look at this adorable kitten that satansbloodsacrifice reblogged from 1d-lives-inside-my-actual-vagina
If we’re texting and I’m actually responding quickly and you’re not then it’s 99.9% guaranteed I won’t reply back for weeks
youre gonna look so godamn cool
I don’t think you have a firm grasp on death or hell
He puts the book between his teeth, but he doesn’t give it the power to make him cry.
Make John Green find the thing.
i can’t believe the leader of the free world cheated on jay
when ur outfit on point but ur plans get cancelled
He’s got to be some kind of ancient God of beauty because this is ridiculous.
Petition for him to play a swashbuckling pirate or a starship captain or an ancient gladiator or, really, ANYTHING where we can just look at him and drool and dream for ninety minutes.
i wonder what it feels like to be the most beautiful man in the world